Genre:
Comedy
Directed by:
Seth MacFarlane
Starring:
Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Giovanni Ribisi, Joel McHale,
Seth MacFarlane
Release date:
Fri 29, Jun 2012
Budget $50–$65
million
Box office $394,945,545
Ted (stylized as ted) is a 2012 American comedy film,
directed, produced, and co-written by Seth MacFarlane, who stars in it with
Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis. The supporting cast includes Giovanni Ribisi,
Joel McHale, Jessica Stroup, and Patrick Warburton. The film is the
feature-length directorial debut of MacFarlane, produced by Media Rights
Capital, and distributed by Universal Pictures.
Plot
In 1985, in a suburb south of Boston, John Bennett (Bretton
Manley) was a lonely child, who dearly wished for his new Christmas gift, a
large teddy bear he names Teddy ("Ted"), to come to life to be his
friend. The wish succeeds with a falling star and Ted (Zane Cowans) became a
fully mobile sentient being. John's parents Joe (Ralph Garman) and Gina (Alex
Borstein) got over the shock, word of the miracle spread, and Ted was briefly a
celebrity.
In 2012, John (Mark Wahlberg) and Ted (voiced and motion
captured by Seth MacFarlane), now living in the South End neighborhood of
Boston, are still staunch, if immature, companions enjoying a hedonistic life
even while John is pursuing a 4-year-long relationship with a level-headed
office worker Lori Collins (Mila Kunis). As the fourth anniversary of their relationship
approaches, Lori hopes to marry John, but she feels he can't move ahead with
his life with Ted around, who has become a dirty, vulgar, obnoxious wastrel. John is resistant to making his lifelong companion leave, but he is finally
persuaded that night to act when the couple discover Ted at home with four
prostitutes, one of whom has defecated on the floor during a game of Truth or
Dare.
John finds Ted his own apartment and a job at a grocery
store, where his grossly irresponsible behavior on the job manages to get him
both promoted and acquainted with the superficial co-worker Tami-Lynn (Jessica
Barth). Ted and John still spend most of their time together, which frustrates
Lori when she discovers John has been skipping work to do so while using her
for his excuses. Meanwhile, an obsessed stalker named Donny (Giovanni Ribisi),
who idolized Ted as a child, shows interest in possessing him for his brutishly
destructive son Robert (Aedin Mincks). Things start to come to a head when Lori
and John are invited to a party put on by Lori's lecherous manager Rex (Joel
McHale), but Ted lures John away to a wild party at his apartment with the
offer to meet Sam Jones (playing himself), the star of their favorite movie,
Flash Gordon. Although John arrives with the intention of spending only a few
minutes, he gets caught up in the occasion which gets completely out of
control, with Sam Jones persuading John and Ted to snort cocaine and Ted
singing karaoke. Eventually, Lori discovers John there and breaks up with him
in a rage. At that, John blames Ted for ruining his life and tells him to stay
away.
Eventually, Ted and John confront each other about their
ruined friendship in John's hotel room and have a destructive brawl after John
provokes Ted by saying he wished he got a Teddy Ruxpin instead of him, but soon
manage to reconcile. To repair John's relationship with Lori, Ted arranges with
an old lover, singer Norah Jones (playing herself), to help by having John
express his love for Lori with a song during her concert, being held at the
Hatch Shell. Although John's performance proves an embarrassment, Lori is
touched by the attempt while repelled by Rex's sneering. Later, Ted meets Lori
at her apartment and explains that he was responsible for John's lapse; he offers
to leave them alone forever if she goes to at least speak with him. Lori is
persuaded, but moments after she leaves, Ted is kidnapped by Donny and taken to
his house to function as Robert's victim.
Ted manages to distract Robert and reach a phone to contact
John, but is soon recaptured. Realizing that Ted is in danger, John and Lori
manage to find Donny's residence and chase him and Robert to rescue Ted. The
chase leads to Fenway Park, where Robert tries to stop John and Lori from
getting to Ted first, only to have John knock him out. During the chase, Ted
gets himself damaged and just when Donny gets ahold of him on the tower, Ted
falls onto the field, torn completely in half. A police car arrives, forcing
Donny to flee. As John and Lori gather his stuffing, Ted relays his wish that
John be happy with Lori, as the magic that gave him life fades away.
Unable to accept Ted's death, Lori and John return to her
apartment to attempt to repair him, but it proves useless. That night, Lori
wakes up and quietly makes a wish on a falling star. The next morning, Ted is
magically restored and the trio fully reconcile with Ted, who encourages John
and Lori to resume their relationship.
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References.
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Let's be honest here:thunder song beats all justin bieber songs:)fuck you thunder:)great movie by the way
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I watched it and I literally was hurt for laughing so much! It is so damn funny!
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